The Twins blew it. With the White Sox in town, they could have given out the world's first profanity-spewing, bat-throwing bobbleheads, to honor what Ozzie Guillen and A.J. Pierzynski brought to this dearly departed rivalry.
From 2002 through 2010, the Twins won the American League Central division six times, and the White Sox won it twice, once by beating the Twins 1-0 in a Game 163 playoff in Chicago. The teams developed a relationship that could define a Midwest summer, that could evoke envy, hatred, and sometimes even fondness.
The managers, Ron Gardenhire and Guillen, liked each other. Guillen would call his counterpart the best manager in baseball, and it was Guillen was gave the Twins' slap-and-run hitters in 2006 the famous nickname "The Piranhas."
Several White Sox pitchers ridiculed the Twins' pedigree, and their flamboyant general manager, Ken Williams, once sat in the visiting Metrodome dugout, stared at the Twins' banners and, according to witnesses, said, "How can we keep losing to them?"
The White Sox, who beat the Twins 4-2 Tuesday to even the series at one game apiece, flaunted power and organizational aggressiveness. Williams loved bringing in the big-name player. The Twins relied on patience and youth, and emphasized fundamental play. The Twins won more often; the White Sox won more memorably.
"I think Ozzie and A.J. had something to do with the rivalry, but the other thing is, from '02 on, it seemed like it was always us or them winning the division," Twins first baseman Justin Morneau said. "I think most rivalries come from winning.
"You ask us, and we'd trade all those division titles for one World Series. Obviously, prolonged winning gives you a chance to win a World Series, but one good year can get you a ring. Hard to argue with that."
When the rivalry was at its best, Pierzynski became its emotional linchpin. The Twins wouldn't have won in 2002 and 2003 without him, and they may not have won much after that if not for the trade of Pierzynski to San Francisco that opened a position for Joe Mauer and brought back Joe Nathan, Francisco Liriano and Boof Bonser.