On a good day in downtown Minneapolis, you can hear Nicollet Mall before you can see it.
The first notes of “Ghost Riders in the Sky,” mixed with snowflakes and carried on the gusty wind, reverberated off the office towers.
Yippie yi ohhhhhh
Unfazed, Minnesotans strolled the mall, waited for the bus, and snapped selfies with the Mary Tyler Moore statue as Marty Robbins wailed.
Yippie yi yaaaaay
If you weren’t in the mood for songs about lonesome cowboys pursued by sky-borne herds of demon cows, give it a minute. Anything could be up next on the soundtrack along the city’s historic downtown artery. Calypso music. Hip-hop. Classical. Big band hits from the 40s. Christmas carols. Brazilian jazz. More ballads about demon cows.
The cheery tonal whiplash of the Nicollet Mall soundtrack raises questions, usually on Reddit, an online discussion forum. Questions like “What is this music?” “Why is this music?” “Who is in charge of this music?”
The answer to that last question, for one split second of one morning last week, was me.