It was going to be Ed Johnson's Halloween masterpiece. Ten rooms of haunted house screams: a meat market, an apocalypse room, zombie babies, evil clowns.
And if Jefferson Avenue's Mr. Halloween — the guy who wears skull bracelets and skull-emblazoned black T-shirts year-round — says it was to be the best ever, hundreds of his neighbors were waiting in ghoulish anticipation.
"We've done this every year, and every year we made it a little better, a little bigger," Johnson said of what was going to be his haunted house's fifth year of fear in his yard in the city's West End.
And, then, a little red slip of paper was stuck to his mailbox a week ago. A Stop Work Order from the City of St. Paul.
It turns out, a passing city inspector saw the framing for the haunted house. Johnson guesses it's because the 2-by-4 framing looks an awful lot like he's extending his house. Officials told him he needs a special events permit and must submit engineered plans to obtain one.
On Wednesday, despite efforts over the past week to appease city inspectors, this lover of all things Halloween gave his Facebook fans the bad news: There will be no haunted house this year.
"They were deeming it permanent … but it's temporary," Johnson said of the haunted house that was to be up for three days at the end of October. "I don't know why the city can't understand it's a temporary deal."
Thursday morning, a spokesman for the city's Department of Safety and Inspections indicated that all may not be lost for Johnson and his neighbors. Robert Humphrey said the city's priority is to ensure that the haunted house is safe and that there are sufficient exits for people going through it.