In his line of work, Matt Kallok has heard them all.
"I hear it dozens of times a day," he said. "They'll say, 'Business is really picking up.' Or, 'It's a crappy job.' And some dirtier ones, too."
What do you expect when the name of your company is DoodyCalls?
For the past four years, DoodyCalls has been the go-to company to clean up after the animals (and some humans, too) at the Minnesota State Fair. The contract is in a class by itself. Pigs, cows, goats, sheep, horses, chickens and rabbits generated more than 3,000 tons of manure last year, according to the fair.
The potty humor typically comes as Kallok and crew scurry behind the horses during the daily parades. DoodyCalls workers also scoop up manure from all of the barns, prevent livestock from littering the sidewalks, and keep the restrooms around the coliseum clean and stocked with toilet paper, soap and hand towels. "Everything poops. Nobody likes to deal with it," Kallok said. "That's the fact of the matter."
DoodyCalls workers haul the waste to one of five manure pits on the fairgrounds, and another company empties out the pits. The manure ultimately finds its way back to farmers, who spread it on their fields as fertilizer.
Outside of the hectic 12 days of the State Fair, the work at DoodyCalls is more routine. Kallok has three full-time employees and a couple of contractors who take on the unpleasant task of picking up after dogs and exchanging cat litter boxes for homeowners, apartment dwellers and pet-friendly businesses.
He gets the occasional call to pick up after deer, ducks and geese, and recently took a job near Cedar Lake in Minneapolis where a raccoon was pooping in a homeowner's bushes.