With a reassuring voice, Jason Merrill urged me not to jump off this rocky 80-foot cliff.
We were standing amid the pine and birch treetops of the Superior National Forest, soaking up the serene view of the slate-blue Gunflint Lake in northeastern Minnesota.
Merrill is neither my psychiatrist nor a caring friend. He is the former maintenance manager of the Gunflint Lodge, and he was relishing his new role as safety director of the latest craze for thrill seekers Up North: Gunflint Lodge's Minnesota Towering Pine Canopy Tours.
For $79, they will strap you into a harness, give you some work gloves and a helmet, snap you to a zip-line cable and send you barreling through the forest canopy at up to 30 miles per hour.
"If you jump, it will cause the slack in the line to bounce like a whip," said Merrill, a trained emergency responder, "so just walk off -- and enjoy the ride and split those birch trees like they're a goalpost."
I can't exactly call my next move a leap of faith. It was more like a few steps and a squat of faith.
I walked gingerly down a wooden platform as the harness absorbed my weight. Gravity took care of the rest. With my hands over my head, ready to apply friction for braking, I was off.
The whizzing sound of the pulley zipping down the cable filled my ears like some jet-powered kazoo. I sat back, crossed my ankles, inhaled deeply and, about 800 feet and 35 seconds later, I soared near Platform No. 5.