The seduction of the brogrammers has begun.
Across the Twin Cities, from Arden Hills to Shakopee, city planners are huddling with developers and Mad Men to put together the biggest "welcome basket'' the state has ever seen.
The basket will include "incentives to offset initial capital outlay and ongoing operational costs," or as a favorite Minnesota Viking, Randy Moss, once put it: "Straight cash, homey." The basket will be sent to a guy named Jeff Bezos at an address in Seattle, a city swallowed whole by his company, Amazon.
I'm guessing the package of goodies — incentives meant to lure the company to the Twin Cities for its planned second headquarters — might also include a can of Spam and a bag of wild rice. I hope I'm wrong. Arizona tried to woo Bezos with a cactus. He sent it back.
There will probably be some advertising slogans with the pitch, which is being coordinated by the state Department of Economic Development and Greater MSP.
"Ramsey County: Why the heck not?"
Ramsey County is not alone in the pursuit of the "brogrammers," the term referring to the fraternity of wealthy computer programmers who have overrun Seattle's craft cocktail and coffee bar scene. More than a dozen potential sites have been offered across the Twin Cities, including four in Minneapolis and three in St. Paul, to land the behemoth company that could eventually employ 50,000 workers.
The Twin Cities is not widely thought to be a favorite, but it has appeared on a few Top Ten lists because we have a lot of the company's "critical decision drivers," including, apparently, a willingness to give them piles of money and massive tax breaks.