I think I know garbage when I smell it, and if you were near the Hennepin County Board meeting last Tuesday, you might have caught a faint whiff.
Great River Energy was on last Tuesday's agenda of the county's Public Works, Energy and Environment Committee, seeking a new five-year, $27 million contract. Commissioner Peter McLaughlin, a DFLer, is the chair of the committee. McLaughlin's wife, Nancy Hylden, is listed as a lobbyist for the company, which hired her in 2009, the same year he became chair of the committee. (In business circles they call that "synergy.")
In a Star Tribune story about the potential conflict on Monday, Hylden said that she initially provided some "strategic counsel," but hasn't actually done work for them for some time.
Hylden told our reporter that she has never lobbied her husband. McLaughlin must be one lucky man.
I have 25 years of experience in the marriage racket, and I came to the conclusion long ago that the union is nothing if not a series of long and arduous lobbying sessions in which I am almost always the loser.
It's a good thing I'm not a county commissioner and my wife is not a lobbyist for a garbage firm, because this is how our evenings at home would play out:
"Honey, would you take out the garbage?"
"Sure."