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Sports

TFD: Cryptic Chris Kluwe tweet about tickets, SpongeBob has us intrigued

Good times.

By Michael Rand

September 20, 2011 at 10:18PM

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

If you want to HANG with Kluwe, you'll apparently have to figure out the right TIME.

/punting humor

Note: We think tackling SpongeBob is a literal phrase, but you might want to confirm is it not a euphemism.

about the writer

Michael Rand

Columnist / Reporter

Michael Rand is the Minnesota Star Tribune's Digital Sports Senior Writer and host/creator of the Daily Delivery podcast. In 25 years covering Minnesota sports at the Minnesota Star Tribune, he has seen just about everything (except, of course, a Vikings Super Bowl).