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Canadian-Danish urban planner guy Mikael Colville-Andersen has created a bit of a buzz in the global bicycle infrastructure crowd. His last TEDx talk has drawn more than 135,000 views. European magazines have referred to him alternately as the "Pope" or the "Bieber," as in Justin, of urban cycling. He lives in Copenhagen, where four in 10 people bike to work or school, aided by more than 200 miles of curb-separated bike lanes. His mission is to "Copenhagenize" the world.
He has opinions. Bike helmet advocates? "Safety nannies" pitching "emotional propaganda." Most city planners? Office-bound technocrats who force bicyclists to "adhere to traffic rules and traffic culture designed to serve the automobile … sending badminton players to play with ice hockey rules."
In an Instagram post in January he scorched Portland, Ore., after a visit there, writing, "I know I'm not the first to say it but Portland is so completely overrated as bike city. … It is a car city that squeezed some bike facilities in. Almost reluctantly, it seems."
Colville-Andersen then added, "But biketown? Don't buy the hype. … Go to Minneapolis, Montreal or San Francisco. Places that are at least trying."
That nice little backhanded compliment needs some context. There's no evidence that Colville-Andersen has been to Minneapolis (and he did not respond to an e-mail). But he hates, among many things, bicycle boulevards ("a product of lazy planning"); bike lanes in car-door zones ("What a face palm"); and "sharrows," those big bike stencils on streets that allow cities to boast about alleged bike routes with no more investment than a bucket of reflective paint.
Huh. Now, where on Earth is there a city with lots of bike boulevards, bike lanes that share car doors, and bike stencils on the street?
So Colville-Andersen, like many advocates on the conference circuit, is a bit of a purist, theatrically disengaged from the grubbier realities of municipal politics and budgets. He wants urban planners to be out studying the "desire lines" of a city's bicyclists — that is, the efficient, safe routes they choose to ride on their own. Then, he says, build infrastructure — protected lanes for starters — on those pre-desired routes.