From the copy desk to the layout desk to the features desk, one passion unites the denizens of the Star Tribune newsroom: reading. We decided to harness that passion into "The Browser," a monthly roundup of short reviews of all sorts of books -- from mass-market mysteries to histories, bodice-rippers, memoirs and beyond. Do you have a guilty pleasure? Tell us which authors you'd like us to take on at swilliams@startribune.com. Meanwhile, enjoy these pithy, pointed and personal observations from our staff.
The Choice
by Nicholas Sparks (Grand Central, 272 pages, $24.99).
This latest from the author of "The Notebook" and "At First Sight" features hunky veterinarian Travis Parker and his new next-door neighbor, Gabby Holland, a physician's assistant. They are drawn to each other, yet kept apart by blunder and misunderstanding. You can just picture Sparks earnestly plotting this out: Motivation. Check. Surprise twist. Check. Heartwarming and vaguely religious ending. Check. In between plot points, he has tedious dialogue, augmented with pointless action that takes the story nowhere: "Gabby made her way to the produce section, where she collected some fresh green beans and the makings for a salad. Moving quickly, she located a box of pasta and some croutons, then headed toward the rear of the store." Sparks has a formula that has worked well for him. But, sadly, he doesn't know how to bring his characters to life or animate his story.
LAURIE HERTZEL, PROJECTS EDITOR
BORN STANDING UP
by Steve Martin (Scribner, 209 pages, $25).
With this memoir, Martin lets readers in on how to be a successful comedian: work like crazy. And at times it feels like work as we read Martin's accounts of "observing, analyzing, judging [and] worrying" about his performance techniques. Who knew so much thought went into putting on an arrow hat or screaming "Excuuuuse me!"? Quoted portions of his wild and crazy routines are still hilarious, but offset by odd asides, as when he considers and decides against stealing a valuable book from a library. There are too few tales about his contemporaries, and Martin is overly scrupulous in giving credit where it is no doubt due. But overall it is fascinating to read how a very intent little 10-year-old lucked into a job at Disneyland, grew up to enjoy years of white-hot success as a touring stand-up comic and then chucked it all to branch out into film, literature and art collecting. This year Martin was among the five performing artists to receive a Kennedy Center Honor.
KATHE CONNAIR, FEATURES COPY EDITOR
BIG BONED
by Meg Cabot (Avon, 280 pages, $13.95).
Series queen Cabot ("The Princess Diaries," "Queen of Babble") brings back assistant residence hall director and "former teen pop sensation" Heather Wells for her third and final "Death Dorm" murder mystery. Based on Cabot's experiences working at New York University, Heather's adventures feature a stridently wacky cast of characters: the vegan math professor boyfriend, the sexy detective brother of a teen idol ex, the irreverent gay friend, the ex-con father, the scruffy grad students seeking to unionize and the strict new boss who is shot to death in his office. While breezily entertaining, with some funny lines, the not-for-kids novel suffers from a snarky tone and a neurotic heroine who's too self-absorbed to be sympathetic, despite her love of any food "with chocolate sauce or ketchup on it."