There's an old joke that the Puritans wanted to ban sex because they feared it might lead to dancing. The Puritans, God bless them, didn't have much luck outlawing sex, but dancing was long a problem for those concerned about preserving public decency, however that might be defined.
The uproar over a long-forgotten downtown dance hall in Minneapolis directly across from City Hall provides a window into just how readily a two-step or two could fluster local guardians of morality.
The Dreamland Dancing Pavilion opened late in 1909, complete with a Renaissance-inspired facade sporting pedimented windows and an arched entryway flanked by paired Corinthian columns. But the real business of the building, as designed by Minneapolis society architect William Channing Whitney, was the ballroom at the rear, its broad expanse set beneath arched steel trusses.
Big downtown dance halls have long since vanished from the Twin Cities, but they were once extremely popular here and nationwide. Dreamland was one of a chain of halls built around the same time in cities that included Cleveland, St. Louis, Seattle and San Francisco.
In its first full year of operation, Dreamland claimed to have attracted 780,000 customers, at a time when the population of Minneapolis barely exceeded 300,000. As constructed, it was the largest dance hall in the city, although by 1915 it would face stiff competition from the new Majestic (later Marigold) Ballroom at 1336 Nicollet Av.
When Dreamland made its debut, the Tribune wrote, "This new palace of entertainment is a treat to the eye with its myriad of colored lights and handsome Oriental decorations and a glance at the interior cannot fail to bring forth an exclamation of delight."
But it wasn't long before less delightful exclamations began emanating from city officials, police and local religious leaders. From their viewpoint, Dreamland was a den of iniquity where underaged dancers all too often frolicked and prostitutes cruised the crowd in search of customers.
These concerns peaked in 1911 and early 1912, when Minneapolis officials were trying to close down the last of the city's once numerous brothels. With sex clearly on the municipal mind, Dreamland's manager was hauled into court several times on charges of allowing minor girls into the establishment and thereby, it was claimed, propelling them down the road to perdition.