More proof of Minnesota's superiority: We play better games. Or, at least, our version of a classic children's game is better than everyone else's, according to a handful of admittedly biased experts.
The game is Duck, Duck, Gray Duck. Or is it? If you think it's Duck, Duck, Goose, then either: a) You're wrong, b) You're not from Minnesota, or c) Both.
Minneapolis resident Christopher Pollard is the pre-eminent national expert on Duck, Duck, Gray Duck. He didn't ask for the job, but, as in the game itself, when he was singled out, he jumped to his feet and charged into action.
His mission: To proclaim that Minnesotans are the only ones playing the game the right way. We play Duck, Duck, Gray Duck, while the rest of the planet plays the inferior Duck, Duck, Goose.
"Minnesotans are not necessarily boastful people," he said. "But when you see those best-of lists of positive attributes, Minnesota always ends up at or near the top. This is just another example of how we are slightly superior."
Minnesotans also take pride in being nice, so he's willing to acknowledge that "there probably is room for both games to coexist." He paused before adding: "But ours is better."
The games begin the same way. Participants sit in a circle, while the person who is "it" circles the group, tapping each player. That's where the differences start. In DDG, the tapper says only "duck" until using the word "goose," at which point the tappee jumps up and gives chase.
DDGD is more elaborate. To each "duck" designation, the tapper also adds a descriptive color, such as "red duck" or "yellow duck." The chase starts when the tapper dubs someone "gray duck."