A 100-year-old league birthed by a game in which humans gather in huddles and maul each other in front of 70,000 fans is about to kick off its second century with the mother of all social distancing experiments.
Meanwhile, a country in near universal lockdown because of the COVID-19 pandemic will tune in to ESPN, NFL Network or ABC on Thursday night as the NFL makes its annual three-day college draft the nation's first major sporting "event" in more than a month.
To say the logistics are complicated is a massive understatement. With team facilities shuttered and social distancing guidelines in place, roughly 180 remote video feeds from coast to coast must be coordinated through ESPN headquarters in Bristol, Conn., to pull off a joint production in which prospects will be picked, relief money raised via "Draft-A-Thon" and bored fans presumably entertained in a virtual return to normalcy.
"I just don't know what I can compare it to," said Seth Markman, ESPN vice president, production. "We do enjoy challenges. This is not one we wanted to have and hope to never have again. I feel really confident, but I will say it is damn complicated."
How complicated?
"There's nothing that even comes close," said Mark Quenzel, NFL Network senior vice president of programming and production.
Vegas stage to New York basement
Under normal circumstances, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell would have strolled to a podium on some glitzy Las Vegas stage and officially welcomed Sin City into the NFL fiefdom at 7 p.m. Thursday. Thousands of fans, packed in tightly and filled with league-endorsed adult beverages, would no doubt have continued the tradition of booing Goodell right up to the moment he smothered the No. 1 overall pick with the night's first full-body bear hug.
Times have changed. At least temporarily.