Ashlea Halpern and Andrew Parks are just starting to sweat. They're barely glistening in the 150-degree heat of the pine-paneled, egg-shaped sauna that was laid outside the American Swedish Institute in Minneapolis.
Halpern and Parks are freelance travel and lifestyle writers (Halpern's next assignments will take her to Switzerland and Uzbekistan) who spent a decade in New York before touring the world.
They've taken saunas before, including in Japan, which they found intimidating, due to the nudity, but this is the couple's first sweat session in their newfound Midwestern home. They climb straight to the top bench, where it's hottest, like old pros, as if they'd spent their whole lives perspiring in the wood-lined boxes of Bloomington basements and Brainerd lakes area cabins.
Faster than a pair of glasses can fog up, Halpern and Parks have befriended their sauna-mates: four physicists, including two from Russia and one from Kazakhstan. Halpern inquires about a couple of Kazakh cities (Quick: Name one Kazakh city) and wants to know what the Russians think of the food at St. Paul's Moscow on the Hill. (They confirm it's authentic.)
A few minutes later, the physicists convince Parks to follow them outside for a face-first dive into an ice-crusted snowbank. iPhone in hand, Halpern documents Parks' cultural baptism beside the sauna, which will soon be memorialized as No. 40 on the couple's fast-growing "Reasons to Love Minnesota" list making the rounds on social media.
Two years ago, Halpern and Parks would never have imagined they'd be living in Minneapolis.
But a 16-month, 40-state, 229-town search for a new home (the couple joked that they were "speed dating America") convinced them to settle here, in a place they'd never visited, a place they knew little about aside from its infamous winters.
Now they've become our biggest evangelists.