The Timberwolves should wear short uniform shorts next season and warm up before games to Earth, Wind & Fire. These are now the Retro Wolves, the throwback gang.
The Wolves are going big and proud of it, small ball be damned.
"Certainly teams tend to go small in the playoffs," coach Chris Finch said. "We're not doing that."
Finch sounded equal parts confident and defiant and enthusiastic Wednesday at the introductory news conference for new center Rudy Gobert.
The modern NBA game is populated with lineups filled with guards and wings. The Wolves boarded a train headed in the opposite direction. They are banking on the viability of playing not only one big man, but two of them together.
The Twin Cities has now become the Twin Centers with the arrival of Gobert to play alongside Karl-Anthony Towns in a hoops gamble that will either be proven genius or an expensive misstep.
"We don't think it's an awkward fit at all," Finch said. "We see from a basketball perspective no reason at all why it won't work."
Finch called Gobert's presence a "perfect fit at the perfect time," and the more the coach talked about the possibilities of employing Twin Towers, the more he sounded like a giddy scientist.