TOKYO — At Yokohama Stadium, the Tokyo Olympics baseball tournament unveiled a new bullpen cart that should become a staple in every American ballpark.
The cart features a driver, an astroturf carpet with a drawing of a baseball diamond, and a passenger seat in the shape of a massive baseball glove.
The incoming pitcher sits in it like a king, like Scarface, like anyone trying to get comfortable watching Netflix.
For that reason, it is a shame that Joe Ryan, one of the Twins' newest pitchers, is a starter. He didn't get to ride in the cart. Instead, he took the mound at the beginning of Team USA's first game of the Olympics and proved he didn't need the help of many smaller gloves, either.
Ryan gave up one run and no walks in six innings in USA's 8-1 victory over Israel. It was his first start anywhere since the Twins traded Nelson Cruz to the Tampa Bay Rays for Ryan in a four-player deal.
"I like to use the fastball and changeup, and slider and curveball,'' he said. "Just find a good mix and read the hitters. Don't dive too deep into scouting reports. Read swings and execute pitches.''
In a strange convergence of Twins prospects past and current, the one run Ryan gave up was on a home run by former Twins third baseman Danny Valencia, and Ryan was given the lead on a two-run homer by former Twins slugger Tyler Austin.
You started wondering if Lew Ford was going to rip off his groundskeeper's disguise and grab a bat. Or drive the cart.