Here in Minnesota’s western hinterlands, egg prices vary.
You can find them for $3 or $4 a dozen if you’re lucky enough to know someone with laying hens. You can spend $10 or more at gas stations.
Mostly, though, Grade A large eggs are going for around $7.50 a dozen at grocery stores. Once a reliable source of cheap protein, eggs are shockingly expensive, especially for those on a tight budget.
While running for the presidency, Trump promised to bring down grocery prices on Day 1, before edging away from that promise once he won election. In January, eggs reached near record highs. Apparently egg prices resist the sort of bullying diplomacy that brings Trump’s human foes to their knees, although has he even tried? He seems more intent on keeping his critics off balance than paying attention to the needs of the little guy.
In the nine days he has been in office, Trump has kept up a steady stream of demoralizing chaos. Red Lake Band of Ojibwe leaders are warning members to obtain tribal identification papers in case they get caught up in immigration stings, as has been reported by tribes in the southwestern United States. Apparently we’re in an era where if you’re not white, you have to be ready to show your ID.
But, Mr. President, eggs are still $7.50 per dozen.
Trump unleashed a flood of stress and confusion across America this week by precipitously announcing a halt to federal loans and grants, only to rescind that order after a federal judge ruled against him. Trump is waging heart-attack politics. It echoes his sudden 2017 travel ban for Muslims which left travelers stuck at airports, families wrenched apart, medical travel in limbo. Only now Trump is swinging his guns on his own people. (It’s a metaphor, folks.)
In Fergus Falls, in response to a Facebook post about egg prices, historian Missy Hermes posted World War II-era recipes for eggless corn muffins and eggless steamed pudding. Others posted other solutions, like substituting apple sauce.