You're trapped in your car on a dark night. You can't get your engine to start. And somewhere outside, lurking in the fog, is a homicidal maniac.
This isn't the start of campfire ghost story or a creepy urban legend. It's how one Twin Cities Halloween attraction is responding to a global pandemic.
The Deadly Drive-In, being offered this month at Rosedale Center, is a stay-in-your car haunted house where you park and the bloodthirsty psychopaths keep to the other side of the windshield.
It's being billed as a safe, socially distanced but scary Halloween attraction in a year when going to haunted houses may seem a bit spookier thanks to a deadly virus plaguing the planet.
In fact, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently rated indoor haunted houses "where people may be crowded together and screaming," along with hayrides with people who are not in your household as "higher risk activities."
Better would be an outdoor, open-air, one-way, walk-through haunted forest with appropriate mask use and people staying more than 6 feet apart. That would be a "moderate risk activity," according to the CDC.
But "If screaming will likely occur, greater distancing is advised," the federal health agency warned.
Concern about coronavirus has led to the cancellation of some local haunts this year, including the Trail of Terror in Shakopee and ValleyScare at the Valleyfair amusement park.