The Twins scored two runs off of the first eight pitches they saw in their return from the All-Star break.
Carlos Correa took the game's first pitch to the opposite field. Double. Donovan Solano slapped the next pitch. Single. And Byron Buxton looked at a pitch before his hard-hit sacrifice fly brought in Correa. Kyle Farmer drove in Solano with a triple.
It appeared to be an extended round of batting practice, against the Athletics — the worst team in Major League Baseball — with the only pitching staff that had an ERA above 6.00. That much made sense.
Then they played the rest of the game.
Joey Gallo's tiebreaking two-run blast off of rookie flamethrower Shintaro Fujinami in the top of the ninth salvaged a 5-4 Twins victory, though they fielded the same players who suffered the same hitless stints that have plagued their position in an atrocious AL Central all season.
At 46-46, the Twins find themselves back in first place by a half-game. Cleveland lost at Texas earlier Friday.
"I didn't even see the first pitch," Gallo said in a Bally Sports postgame interview. "I was like, 'I'm in trouble here.' I'm just going to swing and see what happens, and somehow I ended up hitting the ball."
Gallo delivered off a fastball clocked at 99.9 miles per hour after the Twins had mostly failed time and again with runners in scoring position following their opening outburst. They left Farmer stranded at third as Oakland starter Ken Waldichuk retired eight in a row. After Oakland scored three runs off a struggling Kenta Maeda, pinch hitter Edouard Julien tied the score in the fourth inning with a two-out double off reliever Austin Pruitt, the second of seven A's pitchers.