The O-Dog did not O-Jog.
Orlando Hudson smacked a high fastball into the left field bleachers to lead off the bottom of the seventh on Saturday. His home run gave the Twins a 6-5 victory over the Royals.
With that swing, Hudson -- aka O-Dog or O-Dawg, depending on your level of hipness or illiteracy -- seized the stage on another glorious afternoon at Target Field. A sellout crowd celebrated and waited for the flamboyant second baseman to put on a show.
That's when he Usain Bolted. Hudson took one step, calculated trajectory and ball speed, tossed his bat, put his head down and sprinted like a man who is late for the bus and lacks cab fare.
Hudson did not celebrate. He did not run with one flap down. He did not pump his fists. He did not glance at the pitcher or stare at the bleachers.
He did not tarry. He did almost run over Royals first baseman Billy Butler, who didn't realize he was standing in the passing lane.
"It's not pimping it, that's for sure," said Twins shortstop J.J. Hardy, who used the common baseball term for excessive celebration. "It's not showing anybody up. Me, personally, I like to enjoy running around the bases after a homer. Or maybe I'm just not that fast."
Hudson ran fast. He probably ran faster after hitting a homer than Justin Morneau did while hitting a fifth-inning triple.