I don't like to tell old baseball stories from my years covering the Twins because they make me feel . . . old. And unless you're an exquisite story-spinner – colleague Patrick Reusse, for example – the last thing many people want to read or hear is an old scold caught up in telling "back in the day" tales.
But sometimes you have to take one for the readers.
Wednesday night's failure of the Twins bullpen in Cleveland, most notably Emilio Pagan, calls for a story from when I covered the Twins.
During times of bullpen woe, some Twins fans will compare the problems-of-the-moment to the mid-1980s, when Ron Davis was the Twins' closer.
From everything you'd hear, it's hard to imagine that Davis – known as "R.D." – saved 108 games for the Twins from 1982 to 1986. But it was the bad times that made his Minnesota reputation.
That brings us to May 13, 1985. The Twins were playing the Yankees in New York on a night when an 8-0 Minnesota lead in the second inning became 8-1 in the fourth and 8-6 in the sixth. (No, I didn't remember all those details. That's why we have baseball-reference.com, right?)
You know where this is going, right?
In the ninth, Davis was in for the save and started the inning with a walk, a ground out and a fly out. Then he walked Ken Griffey (the original, not the sequel) and Don Mattingly, New York's star first baseman, came to bat.