Let the record show: John Gordon's ceremonial first pitch Sunday wound up at the backstop. Just the way his longtime broadcasting partner, Dan Gladden, planned it.
Gladden, serving as catcher for the event at the end of Gordon's Hall of Fame induction ceremony, allowed the slightly-out-of-the-strike-zone pitch to whiz past, one last prank added to their 12-year history in the booth. During his induction speech, the 76-year-old Gordon compared he and his partner to Laurel and Hardy, and thanked "the Dazzle Man for 12 years of broadcast bliss. … Well, almost."
But Gordon, whose "touch 'em all" signature call served as the soundtrack for some of the greatest moments in Twins history over his 25 seasons in their radio booth, turned serious when he talked about his philosophy as a broadcaster, and the man who gave him his most influential piece of advice: His father, Otto.
"My dad had a passion for the game of baseball, and the advice he gave me more than any other was: 'Johnny, you never know who might be listening,' " Gordon said. As proof, he read excerpts from two letters he received during his career, one from a listener in remote South Dakota who was "transported" by his call of Kirby Puckett's winning home run in Game 6 of the 1991 World Series; the other from a single mother of four sons, who learned the language of baseball by listening to his Twins broadcasts.
"I'm truly honored and very proud to be here today," Gordon said after becoming the 28th member of the Twins Hall of Fame.
Sunday also featured taped tributes from fellow broadcasters and fans, including one from the Hall of Fame voice of the Brewers, Bob Uecker. "Your plaque is outside the building — so what?" Uecker deadpanned. "They'll cover it, and I'm sure it'll last for a couple of years."
Leave the umps alone
Paul Molitor has only been ejected four times in his 1½ seasons managing the Twins, all for arguing over balls and strikes. It's not many, and MLB wants to keep it that way.
Joe Torre, MLB's chief baseball officer, sent a memo to all managers, general managers and assistant GMs on Friday, according to the Associated Press, admonishing them to stop haranguing umpires to the point of ejection, which he called "highly inappropriate conduct. … [which] not only delays the game, but has the propensity to undermine the integrity of the umpires."