NFL coaches have been lying to us for years.
You need time and continuity to win? The Vikings have a new coaching staff, offense, defense and general manager.
Need your quarterback to avoid turnovers? Kirk Cousins is on pace to set a career high for interceptions. He is 8-1 for the first time in his career.
Need your top draft picks to contribute immediately? The Vikings have gotten almost nothing from their first two picks — or their last seven.
The offseason is important? T.J. Hockenson has been with the team for about 10 days. He has 16 catches on 19 targets and ranks second on the team in yards receiving per game.
If you had told me that by mid-November I'd like Kirk Cousins and the Vikings more than the Timberwolves, I would have had you tested for every psychedelic Aaron Rodgers ever tried, but here we are.
While the Wolves prove that it's hard to shoot the ball with slumped shoulders, the Vikings have exceeded all reasonable expectations. Sunday, in a snow globe in Orchard Park, N.Y., they played one of the most bizarre and exciting games in franchise history, had key calls go against them, turned the ball over and failed to score on fourth-and-goal from the one — and won.
The Vikings' 33-30 victory over the Buffalo Bills prompted national analysts to proclaim that they had proved themselves to be legitimate championship contenders.