Not that Minnesota sports fans are cynical, but on Monday I expected a skywriter to fly over U.S. Bank Stadium, spelling out this inspirational message:
“Did the Vikings pick a bad year to be good?”
It’s mid-October, and the Vikings remain undefeated.
In 2024, in the NFC North, being undefeated while your local coffee shop is running out of pumpkin spice gets you a half-game lead on the second-place team and a 1½-game lead on the third- and fourth-place teams.
Sunday, as the Vikings enjoyed their bye week, the Packers blew out Arizona, the Lions embarrassed the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Men of Dallas, and the Bears shredded the Might-As-Well-Stay-in-London Jaguars.
Once upon a time, the NFC Central — the precursor to today’s — was known as the “Black-and-Blue Division.”
The Bears wore black and orange and featured players like Dick Butkus, whose name sounded like the air leaving the lungs of a flattened running back.
The Vikings were the Purple People Eaters because of a front four that defined “group therapy” as time spent laying together on a quarterback.