SANTA CLARA, CALIF. — Oli Udoh almost jumped, like a frog touched on the rump.
Vikings quarterback Kirk Cousins, scrambling as the play clock ran down, from the 49ers 3-yard line, on what might have been the key play of the game, had lined up behind Udoh, the right guard, instead of the center. For a moment the deadly serious and frequently injurious sport of professional football became a sitcom, and Udoh all but levitated.
If that had been Cousins' only mistake, the Vikings might have won on Sunday, and everyone in the locker room could have a laugh at Udoh's expense. Instead, Cousins played his worst game in more than a calendar year, as the sitcom became a satire of his Vikings tenure in a 34-26 loss.
The Vikings fell to 5-6 and haven't been above .500 since the end of the 2019 regular season, and now Cousins might have to lug them into the playoffs without star running back Dalvin Cook or a defensive line.
At best, Cousins has been an elevated game-manager. Now he needs to prove he can elevate a franchise, justify his large paycheck and prove the impressive statistical profile he's built this season is more substantial than San Francisco fog.
"We're so close," Cousins said, and you wonder if he's been mumbling that to himself for two years.
Five moments defined Cousins' day and cost the Vikings a bushel of points:
1. At the end of the first half, the Vikings had moved to the 49ers 46 with 5 seconds remaining. On the next play, Cousins threw incomplete to an empty area of the sideline, then ran to the Vikings sideline, looking agitated. "Just wanted a field goal there," he said.