Here's what the best-dressed voters will be wearing to the polls this year:
The U.S. Supreme Court slapped down Minnesota's voting booth ban on political apparel, on the grounds that Election Day dress codes are bad and dumb and a violation of the First Amendment.
Asking voters to turn their T-shirts inside out before they vote sounds like a small thing.
But it was a tangible barrier to voting in a country that's been throwing up too many lately.
The same high court just gave Ohio its blessing to purge inactive voters from the rolls. As if voting were less a right than a fish taco that the government needs to slap out of your hands if you walk around with it for too long without taking a bite.
And yes, not voting is as stupid as not eating a delicious fish taco that is yours by birthright. Which reminds me that a) I need to re-register to vote in Minnesota and b) I need to stop writing columns this close to lunch.
Minnesota had good intentions and bad execution when it set out to turn polling places into tranquil, slogan-free oases. Plenty of states ban campaign shirts and buttons that promote candidates or ballot issues, but Minnesota stretched the language into a blanket ban on "political apparel."