Since February, Gloria Bofferding has spent a fair amount of time convincing people she's not dead. It has been harder than you'd think.
A California crematorium mistakenly notified the Social Security Administration (SSA) that Bofferding had passed away Feb. 13 and no longer needed her retirement rewards.
She has plenty of company. According to two audits by Social Security's Office of the Inspector General, about 1,000 people are declared deceased before their time in the United States every month, wreaking all kinds of havoc when benefits cease, bank accounts close, credit cards applications are denied and identity thieves muscle in.
Bofferding, who's 84 and lives in Minnetonka, discovered the bad news in her February bank statement, which showed her Social Security check deposited and three days later being debited from her account.
In a call to her bank, Bofferding found out what the federal government had already told the bank and what anyone with Internet access could have verified. She was bureaucratically dead.
"Everyone including my son thought this was extremely funny," Bofferding said. "I didn't, because of all the bureaucracy involved and you never know when it will end."
The extent of the problem
About 2.5 million deaths are reported to the SSA each year. From July 2006 to January 2009, an average of 838 people per month erroneously made it onto the agency's death list. That number grew to 1,018 per month between May 2007 and April 2010.
In 2011, Scripps Howard News Service obtained copies of the federal government's Death Master File from 1998, 2008 and 2011. Its analysis found 31,931 Americans listed as deceased in either of the first two years and revived à la Lazarus in 2011 after the SSA corrected the errors.