I was walking for coffee on a minus-11-degree morning when I felt my cellphone vibrate in my pocket. I pulled off my outer mitten, dug out my phone and saw a text from my wife, who was out running errands.
"We'll host dinner for our group before the Guthrie on Saturday."
Annoyed with myself for not having worn my thin texting gloves under my mittens, I used my teeth to yank off my inner glove. I tapped the microphone icon with my bare finger and dictated a response. I could have waited until I was comfortably settled at a warm table inside the coffee shop, but I gave in to an odd impulse to respond immediately.
"K period," I said in a loud voice. "On my way to Sovereign Grounds period," which appeared on my screen as "K. On my way to solving grounds." Then I said, "Meet me there for coffee question mark."
My fingers were freezing, so I didn't bother changing "solving grounds" to "Sovereign Grounds," the name of the coffee shop where I was heading. My wife would know what I meant.
Too late, I noticed I was only one of several recipients. Before I could decide whether to send a clarification, my phone vibrated in my hand.
"Sounds great," one of our friends had texted. "I hope you find a solution."
I sound like a dope, I thought, so I tapped the microphone icon again and said, "Sorry. I'm meeting Debbie for coffee at," and then with numb fingers I typed "Soverign Gounds."