There are many Minnesotans who don't go back more than a quarter-century with their Gophers fandom and thus believe that Wisconsin stands as our state university's greatest rival.
"The Border Battle" … oh, those are so special, they will tell you.
These newbies — not even 50 years of age, most of them — are spewing hogwash.
The fiercest rivals for the Gophers for a larger share of the seven decades-plus since I became aware there was a Big Ten have been the Iowa Hawkeyes.
This is true in football, and it is especially true in men's basketball, and now in women's basketball, where our rodents have been lapped in both beyond belief.
I must repeat this moment of personal history:
Kneeling behind the end zone in the closed end of Memorial Stadium, a 9-year-old in an overflow crowd of 65,000 on Nov. 13, 1954, and seeing Iowa's Earl Smith bring back a kick for a touchdown that would have doomed our Gophers, only to hear the happy roar over a penalty flag (clipping) at the other end of the field, and then have an unhappy Smith — right above me — drop upon young ears for the first time the grandest of all profanities.
Gophers 22, Iowa 20. The Bob McNamara game.