He shambles around on rickety knees, medicates regularly to quiet his throbbing back, and winces when describing his still-mending ribs. But put an axe, of all things, in David Lewis' hands and he transforms into a world-class athlete.
"Right now, I don't know of anybody out there, anybody in the world, who I couldn't be competitive with, head-to-head," said Lewis, who at the age of 55 is ranked No. 2 on the planet in the admittedly specialized skill of throwing a long-handled, four-pound axe at an inch-and-a-half-wide target 17 feet away. "But I know my body is not going to be able to do this competitively much longer."
That makes this weekend loom even larger for the Maple Grove resident. The World Axe Throwing Championships began Friday and run through Sunday in Fort Worth, Texas, and Lewis, despite taking up the embryonic sport only two years ago, is one of the favorites to walk away with the $3,500 first prize in the popular Big Axe division.
"It's not a big payday, not yet. It's probably like $1 for every hour I've spent practicing," Lewis calculated with a laugh. "It's like any sport, though — there's nothing like a big match against a tough opponent. When you're standing in front of the board, your competitive spirit really comes out."
Darts, billiards, cornhole — bar games are evolving from hobbies to sanctioned sports, and axe-throwing has grown faster than any of them over the past five years. There are at least 10 axe-throwing venues in Minnesota now, and Lewis has plans to open his own eventually.
First, though, there's a championship to win, and he's not the only Minnesotan with a legitimate chance this weekend. Austin Luecke, a 26-year-old engineer from Maple Grove, will compete in both Big Axe and Hatchet throwing, while Dustin Kerr, a 40-year-old project manager from Eagan, will team up with Lewis in the duals competition, where teammates throw hatchets simultaneously.
All three took part in the 2020 world championships in Atlanta as well, with Kerr and Luecke tying for seventh in Big Axe, and Kerr and Lewis finishing 12th in duals. ESPN2 televised the semifinals and finals a week later, as it will again this year at noon on Dec. 19, and "all of us would love to make the TV matches," Lewis said.
Luecke comes into the tournament ranked sixth in hatchet throwing and 20th in big axe, while Lewis and Kerr are ninth in duals. But axe throwing is a sport where the differences are nearly microscopic.