The customer is always right.
Unless the customer is the lady over there, urinating on the floor of a Verizon store because somebody asked her to put on a mask.
Or the customer who flashed his gun in a barbecue joint when the owner asked him to mask up.
Or the one who cut a hole in the middle of her mask before she went shopping because, and I quote, it "makes it easier to breathe."
Starting Saturday in Minnesota, the customer is only right if the customer is wearing a mask.
Finally. Entire nations — and half of this one — are asking their citizens to help stop the spread of a deadly virus. Wash your hands. Keep your distance. Stay home if you're sick. And before you set foot inside a public building, strap on a mask.
If you think masks are uncomfortable or they make conversation difficult or they clash with most outfits, try wearing one outside in a summer heat wave, gloved up, wrapped in a stifling plastic gown and face shield, swabbing an endless line of noses and throats at one of the state's drive-through COVID-19 testing sites.
Try wearing a mask for a 10-hour shift at the grocery store while customers yell at you for asking them to wear a mask for 10 minutes.