What dish do you bring to a party for the most iconic home cook in America?
When the party is for Betty Crocker, you bring cocktail meatballs, a "salad" called "cranberry fluff" that's mostly marshmallows and, undoubtedly, cookies.
The occasion was the 100th birthday of Betty Crocker, General Mills' fictitious spokesperson, a red-jacketed embodiment of flawless home entertaining. To celebrate, more than 150 former employees of the Betty Crocker test kitchens were invited to a potluck for the queen of potlucks.
"Oh, my gosh, the pressure is high," said Kelly Thompson, a research and development manager at General Mills, an alumna of the kitchens and one of six organizers of the birthday party. "You have to bring your 'A' game."
With the guest of honor notably absent, being fictional and all, the event at General Mills' Golden Valley headquarters was actually a reunion for the many cooks, shoppers, stylists, editors, tour guides, nutritionists, market researchers and technicians who each played a role in testing thousands of timeless recipes during the heyday of the test kitchens.
"It is sort of a special club; there aren't a lot of us," said Thompson, whose potluck favorite is Molasses Crinkles from the "Betty Crocker Cookbook" — or Big Red as the insiders call it.
Nearly half of all living employees of the kitchens, past and present, made it to the event, from as far as Seattle and New Jersey.
There was caramelized onion peppered bacon flatbread, a Pillsbury Bake-Off winning recipe. Feta, lemon and chive turnovers. And a pretty glass bowl filled with something that looked like potato salad, but definitely had Snickers in it.