When it comes to keeping off excess weight, it appears that members of the clergy don't have a prayer.
A recent study funded by Duke Divinity School found that, on average, ministers make up the chubbiest profession. But this is one of those good news/bad news deals: The good news is that a separate survey by the University of Chicago found that preachers also tend to be the most-satisfied workers.
Yes, we're talking about people who embody the stereotypical image of someone who is fat and happy.
"It's a great job," said the Rev. Christ Enstad, senior pastor at Elim Lutheran Church in Robbinsdale. "Who else is welcomed into other people's lives, from birth to death and everything in between?" After a well-timed pause he added: "And we get to wear black, which is supposed to be slimming."
Although the studies were done separately, they arrive at a common touch point. Clergy tend to be the happiest in their jobs -- 87 percent describe themselves as "very satisfied" -- because much of their workday is spent caring for and helping others. At the same time, they tend to be the heaviest -- 40 percent of those in the Duke study qualified as obese -- because rushing around helping people all day wreaks havoc on their exercise and diet habits.
"It's very easy to put other people's needs ahead of your own," said the Rev. Michele Morgan, an interim priest -- she fills in when there's a temporary vacancy -- in the Episcopal Diocese of Minnesota. "Sometimes we have trouble making time for ourselves."
Then, of course, there's church food. Tater-tot casserole and green Jell-O aren't atop the USDA's dietary guidelines. And don't even get ministers talking about the sweets -- doughnuts, brownies, cookies -- that members bring by the pickup load.
"If I could send a message to my congregation, it would be: Think fruit basket," said the Rev. Peter Geisendorfer-Lindgren, senior pastor at Lord of Life Lutheran Church in Maple Grove. "I know they mean well, but it ends up being sweets upon sweets."