Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden's great political strength is his studied affability.
He comes off like an elderly uncle on a TV sitcom — all white teeth and soft sweaters — genially rising out of his leather recliner to put an end to all this malarkey once and for all.
And President Donald Trump? He's the loudmouthed barbarian who was elected to kick the Washington political establishment in the private parts, hard. And he'll keep tweeting his crazy, often insensitive, and incendiary tweets and kicking until his foot falls off. And the establishment is kicking him back, harder.
"When people show you who they are, believe them the first time," said Maya Angelou.
Biden wants to show us that he is Captain Nice, the anti-Trump, the old guy who loves ice cream, and tells his stories about his lifeguard heroics and those hairy legs of his that turn blond in the sun. He doesn't appear threatening when reaching out to those all-important suburban women voters, with their hate-has-no-home-here signs that they hope will ward off the cancel culture when it comes for their husbands and children.
Biden offers them peace, even as he bobs to the hard left like a cork adrift upon the sea of (Alexandria Ocasio) Cortez. Yet this is his campaign's implicit promise to America:
Just elect Biden president and allow Democrats to control the House and rule the Senate, and we'll all go back to normal, whatever that was, to pre-Trump time. The deal is that if Biden is elected, perhaps the mindless mobs will relent and won't tear down American history, defacing Lincoln, toppling Jefferson, Grant and abolitionists. To be clear, I do not support Confederate statues in places of honor. They belong in museums. But canceling George Washington?
The Biden promise is that if elected, the hysterical screaming over the past three years will end. The cancel culture won't come for your kids or for you. The vandalizing of churches will stop. America will make friends with China again. The violence in our cities will subside. They might even not blow up Mount Rushmore, if we're nice.