The fountains dance in Kansas City when the Royals win a game, and a steam locomotive roars to life in Houston every time an Astro hits a home run. Bernie Brewer cavorts down a slide during big moments in Milwaukee, and in Chicago, the White Sox' scoreboard metaphorically, if not literally, "explodes."
Minnesota? When the crowd is going crazy at Target Field, attention is inevitably focused on a colossal structure in center field, where two symbolic uniformed ballplayers slowly and sincerely … shake hands.
"Hey, we're Midwestern," Twins President Dave St. Peter said of Minnie & Paul's signature, um, celebration. "It's a traditional, humble Minnesota approach."
And it's a traditional, humble Minnesota logo, too, barely more than a doodle from the pen of its creator, according to the Twins' chief historian. Ray Barton was an independent commercial artist who accepted freelance assignments from local ad agencies when the Twins, then the Washington Senators, were preparing to move west for the 1961 season.
The team was looking for artwork to be used on souvenir items at Metropolitan Stadium, and Barton submitted a simple cartoon featuring a couple of generic ballplayers with disproportionate heads, big noses, short legs and goofy smiles, shaking hands over a small river.
"He told me he considered it nothing more than a sketch, really. Not something he spent much time on, not his best work," Twins curator Clyde Doepner said. "… He just thought they would use it on soda cups or something."
Drawing that handshake was a quick and easy project, and for his efforts, Barton received … well, not much more than a handshake.
The fee: $15, maybe the best couple of bucks the legendarily stingy Calvin Griffith ever spent.