Love Megan Fox for her body

Compliment her pulchritude or her car-washing skills all you want, but whatever you do, don't tell Megan Fox she's talented! She really hates hearing it, because it sounds so fake! So she tells Allure magazine. Can't imagine that's been much of a problem, but there it is. She also reveals in the magazine's issue on newstands May 25 that the sexual innuendos she used to throw out in interviews were light-hearted attempts at "satire"; that she has struggled with a cleanliness obsession that made her knuckles bleed, and that she would starve to death before she'd cook for herself: "I could survive a week without eating." Her next movie, due June 18, is "Jonah Hex." Check it out to see the starving, untalented, but very clean actress.