In the market for a slightly used, NCAA-tourney-tested basketball backboard and rim, nets not included?
How about a portable pitcher's mound, the one Johan Santana used in hurling his way to a Cy Young Award?
Or what about a row of shiny blue plastic bleacher seats to fill out the family room or den on game days?
With the Metrodome six months away from a date with the wrecking ball, stadium operators are scrambling to come up with a plan to sell off its once-prized-but-no-longer-needed assets.
What will be put up for sale and how it is priced and peddled has yet to be determined. But officials with the Minnesota Sports Facilities Authority, which operates the stadium, said Friday that the sale of much of the surplus property probably will spread over a few months, starting this fall.
Baseball and basketball equipment will be the first to go, since the stadium is no longer used for either sport.
Anything needed for football — from the turf to the seats to the scoreboards — won't be dismantled or sold until after the Vikings complete their 2013 season.
The Dome is scheduled to be razed in early 2014 to make way for construction of its $975 million replacement, which should open in time for the 2016 NFL season.