There are at least eight types of bats in Minnesota, and at least two types of Minnesotans.
Some see a bat where a bat ought not to be — like my dining room — and scream and run and keep running; pausing only to post about it on social media or to remember that there's a basement window that could be opened to allow the bat to flap harmlessly off into the sunset.
But other Minnesotans, better Minnesotans, see a bat and want to help. They install bat houses in their bat-friendly yards. And when a bat is in distress, they bundle it off to the bat rescue, where bat dentists perform surgery on its wee bat teeth.
"I always find it absolutely amazing what members of the public, with no wildlife experience, bring us," Tami Vogel, executive director of the Wildlife Rehabilitation Center of Minnesota, wrote in an email. "From herons, to bobcats, to snakes — Minnesotans are passionate about helping wildlife — and we are so thankful for that."
Bats are capable of eating their body weight in mosquitoes and other pests — as many as 1,500 mosquitoes per bat per night. In the past five years, the center and its helpers have saved nearly 1,400 bats, if anyone wants to do the mosquito math.
"All because people made time to rescue the 'scary' animal who needed help," Vogel said.
Happy Bat Week to all types of Minnesotans. Welcome to this weekend's Minnesota Bat Festival in Bloomington, where bats are more than just spooky Halloween decor.
The Saturday afternoon festival will be held at the Minnesota Valley National Wildlife Refuge and will feature bats, bat scientists, an explorable bat cave, bat trivia, bat crafts and bat house giveaways. The event is also your chance to meet bat experts like Nicole Witzel, a wildlife biologist for Hennepin County.