The ballparks are closed and the beaches are closed and the Governor's 2020 Fishing Opener got pushed back to 2021.
Minnesota has one competitive sport left: The 2020 Census.
And we are absolutely crushing Wisconsin.
By Friday afternoon, half of all Minnesotans had filled out their census forms, fulfilling their constitutional duty while kicking math in the face of the state with the second-highest census response rate, Wisconsin.
"I've been watching that battle every day," said Assistant Regional Census Manager Ellisa Johnson, who oversees an eight-state region. "Yesterday, I saw that you guys were tied. That's outstanding."
Minnesota is in the lead, but late Friday, Washington County, Wis., edged out Carver County, Minn., by a tenth of a percentage point to claim the county-level title of Best in the Nation at filling out census forms.
In the middle of a pandemic, 63 million Americans have stepped up to be counted.
Each response is an affirmation: We're here, our children are here, we count.