As deer openers go, Minnesota's 2008 version certainly won't be remembered as a designer's model.
At dawn Saturday, a strong and unrelenting northwest wind rattled the treetops and spit a light mixture of rain/snow, adding to a thin layer of white stuff already on the ground.
While the bright forest floor was a plus, a howling wind meant the deer likely wouldn't move around much. Even if they did, the wet autumn leaves -- being as soft and quiet as milk-soaked corn flakes -- meant a hunter's ears wouldn't be much help.
It wasn't easy being optimistic Saturday.
No sunrise. No chickadees. No parades of ruffed grouse. No pesky squirrels (actually that's a good thing because squirrels always sound like deer).
No matter.
In the predawn darkness, tens of thousands of hunters marched into the state's foreboding deer haunts on the winds of tradition and perhaps some primal urge dating back to caveman days.
Sure, the weather was awful, but Saturday was about hunting for deer, not a bargain.