When the Titanic started taking on water, the rich were the first to claim the lifeboats. The rest were on their own.
With the U.S. economy sinking fast, President Donald Trump eagerly volunteered to decide who stays afloat — and who sinks. He sought to steer a $500 billion business loan and grant package cobbled together by the Republican majority in the U.S. Senate.
The direct aid is part of a $2 trillion stimulus bill aimed at easing the pain of a capsizing economy. The Democrats squawked, the Republicans balked, and we'll soon learn who gets thrown a lifeline — with an independent inspector general playing referee. Trump hotels and golf courses — and the businesses of his pals — need not apply.
Why be suspicious of government offering handouts without supervision? An object lesson is at hand. Slipped inconspicuously into the 2017 tax law was a provision for the creation of "Opportunity Zones."
Opportunity Zones are advertised as a way to aid the disadvantaged. Anyone against that must be a foe of motherhood, apple pie and discounts on matinee movie tickets.
But let's spoil the surprise. In this case, as in so many other examples of feebly conceived federal largesse, the generosity is aimed at the gentry — who can be relied upon to say, "I've got mine and I want some of yours."
For them, billions in fresh tax breaks await.
The benefits for the deprived? Well, those are a little fuzzy.