"Say it ain't so, Joe," read the headline in the Chicago Daily News referring to Shoeless Joe Jackson's alleged involvement in the 1919 World Series scandal, in which the Chicago White Sox were accused of throwing the Series to the Cincinnati Reds
Well, in reference to reports that the period, that noble punctuation mark, is going out of style, I say, "It ain't so"
Or to paraphrase Mark Twain, rumors of its death have been greatly exaggerated
Until written language changes so fundamentally that rhythm, inflection, nuance and subtlety no longer matter, the period — along with the comma, the question mark, the exclamation mark, the ellipsis, the colon and the semicolon — is here to stay
It's true that you can sometimes get along without periods, as I'm doing in this column, and as Dan Bilefsky did in his June 9 New York Times article titled, "Period. Full Stop. Point. Whatever It's Called, It's Going Out of Style," and you're probably able to read what I'm writing just fine
So why use periods? Or any other punctuation mark?
Because when we transcribe spoken language to written language, we lose something crucial We lose the sound of language Punctuation makes up in part for that loss It indicates the inflection, timing and rhythm of spoken language It approximates the intricacy and beauty of the human voice It gives us control, nuance and subtlety
Without the period, we lose clarity Compare the title of Bilefsky's article as punctuated above (with periods) with this version (without periods): "Period Full Stop Point Whatever It's Called, It's Going Out of Style" I don't know about you, but without periods I have to work harder to get the meaning