When you walk into Saints North in Maplewood, a back-in-time atmosphere drifts down like stardust. The door to the old-fashioned roller rink closes, and suddenly you're in a parallel universe where Lawrence Welk and the Coen brothers could show up any minute, arm in arm.
Retro mod-colored globes cast a dim glow overhead. The empty oval rink looks glassy as a still pond until, wooed by the sound of Henry Mancini going to town over the loudspeakers, the silver-haired skaters trickle through the gate. Around they glide, counterclockwise, always counterclockwise. Some forge solo paths, some pair off side by side. A few are skate-dancing, while others are content with a glorified shuffle.
Growing old on eight wheels is a fine thing for these longtime regulars at the Friday morning senior skate. To them, it is as much a comfort as it is a stimulant. For two hours a week, this is their planet, orbiting at their speed.
Ed Stitt, 75, of Shoreview and his lady friend, 72-year-old Mary Palmer of Rogers, move across the floor almost as one, his arm lightly encircling her waist. Their tempo is somewhere between andante and allegro.
A few years ago, Palmer fell and broke her hip at Saints North (which posts signs at the entrance firmly disavowing responsibility for injury).
"Of course, at that time, I'd only been roller skating for 60 years," she says dryly. As soon as her bones healed, Palmer was right back out there.
"I've had 10 kids, nine boys and a girl, so ... ," she trails off, the source of her fearlessness now obvious.
Darreld Johnson moves gracefully in a Zen state, never seeming to notice anyone around him but never bumping into them, either. His wife, Jackie, circles the perimeter like a competitive figure skater, leaning forward, arms out, rapidly crossing one foot in front of the other -- despite a bum knee that she props up in a booth to rest every few songs.