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Like David Banks (“You call that customer service?” Jan. 12, and “ ‘You call that customer service?’ — part two,” Jan. 24), I lament the loss of real customer service. Over my lifetime, which is about to enter its eighth decade, I have seen customer service go from spotty during my youth, to a serious focus during the W. Edwards Deming-inspired quality movement of the 1980s, to a digital afterthought today. While it would be easy to blame cost-cutting for this latest trend, I like to channel my inner 4-year-old and ask "why" a few times. This chain of questions inevitably leads me to the system of bonuses paid to senior leadership being at the root of our corporate problems in the U.S., and perhaps many of our societal problems as well.
One perverse side effect of the bonus system, and the admirable desire to base bonuses on performance, is that the people who design the bonuses have to come up with metrics. Often inventing them out of whole cloth. Unless, as I am about to show, a well-respected business publication presents them with a gift.
One such gift contributing to the impression that senior leadership in U.S. corporations is tone-deaf to the suffering of their customers and employees is NPS, or the Net Promoter System. If you have ever had a customer-service experience where you were politely asked to rate the interaction with a “9 or 10” score, you have encountered NPS.
Under the system, “Promoters” — who would respond to a question such as “How likely are you to recommend our product/company/service to a friend or colleague?” with a score of 9 or 10, on a scale of 0 to 10 — were loyal customers who actively promote the brand. “Passives” (7-8) were satisfied but unenthusiastic customers. “Detractors” (0-6) were unhappy customers who may discourage others from engaging with the brand. The NPS score calculation is derived by subtracting the percentage of detractors from the percentage of promoters.
According to my new best friend, ChatGPT, NPS was introduced to the business world in a Harvard Business Review article (“The one number you need to grow”) in 2003. (I wonder how much damage has been done over the years by articles such as this one being taken as gospel by the business community. Another one that comes to mind suggested that corporations segment themselves into Strategic Business Units, or SBUs, that would then compete against one another, guaranteeing sub-optimization, to the delight of our overseas competitors.)
I landed a Six Sigma trainer job at UnitedHealth Group’s Optum division — “Six Sigma” being a data-driven methodology intended to improve business processes — in 2017. It was obvious from day one that the Six Sigma program there had been hijacked by managers to be focused solely on cutting costs, an all-too-common mistake that had also befallen GE and 3M, and that it had lost any connection to Deming’s “chain reaction” (i.e., improve quality, lower cost due to subsequent savings, grab market share, provide jobs and more jobs, etc.), which had as its focus the improvement of quality. Also, no one really understood the value of practical, statistical thinking.