How's this for irony? Halloween, which is about being scared out of our boots, has become tamer as the real world sometimes scares us out of our boots.
"We live in a remarkable moment in history," said Joel Best, an authority on Halloween myths, based on his research going back to 1958. "We have the highest life expectancy, the highest standard of living, the most education. Yet we are obsessed with scenarios of apocalypse," everything from climate change to nuclear war to asteroid strikes.
"We have a lot of free-floating anxiety about how things would collapse, and children are the walking, talking future. Protecting them is something we can do, and becomes our way of dealing with the fear that this could all fall apart in a nanosecond."
But good news: Halloween is pretty safe.
How safe? No child has ever died from a random sabotaging of candy collected while trick-or-treating.
Best doesn't necessarily expect you to believe this fact "because you can't prove a negative, but neither can you find any evidence that a death actually has occurred."
A Roseville native, Best is a professor of sociology and criminal justice at the University of Delaware who specializes in social problems and deviance. And no image in American mythology is more deviant than the crazy person who targets costumed children chorusing for candy. Right?
"The Halloween sadist is a particularly colorful figure," Best said of this imaginary monster, "because on the one hand, he's so crazy that he kills little kids at random, but so tightly wrapped that he only does it once a year."