Call it a turkey showcase, a turkey news conference. Just don't call it a pardon.
Ryan Thunstrom knelt to wipe turkey droppings from the fancy red carpet in the Governor's Reception Room on Wednesday morning — so beginning another turkey ceremony at the Minnesota State Capitol.
"It's a source of pride for Minnesotans that for over 20 years running, our state is the nation's leading producer of turkeys," Gov. Tim Walz said.
Minnesota's turkey stat-line is nearly rote for state politicians this week: hundreds of family farms, 40 million birds produced annually. But the visual aid of a live turkey is always the best garnish.
As in years past, Walz honored the state's prized top spot among turkey-producing states by presenting a humongous, red-headed turkey — named Tom by his keeper, 13-year-old Emma Thunstrom — to be admired, photographed and presumably, eventually, eaten.
That's right. Turkeys are not spared a fate in St. Paul, as they are in Washington.
On Monday, two Willmar-raised birds took bubble baths at the Willard Intercontinental Hotel, strolled majestically around the White House and received so-called "pardons" from President Joe Biden in one of America's more feather-brained traditions.
Jennie-O CEO Steve Lykken even told media on Sunday the two birds, adorned with the swing-state Pennsylvanian names "Liberty" and "Bell," spent their weeks-long turkey youth listening to Taylor Swift.