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For Floridians caught up in the emotional and legal tumult of last week’s conflicting duo of Florida Supreme Court abortion rulings, we have a suggestion: Take a break, and have some pot.
Or at least take the time to peruse the equally complex — but far more amusing — ruling that will let voters weigh in on whether marijuana should be legalized for all Floridians over the age of 21. (The question, designated Amendment 3, authorizes adults to buy up to three ounces of marijuana for personal use, even if they don’t have a medical condition that qualifies them.)
In her majority opinion, Justice Jamie Grosshans provided a judicial smackdown of epic proportions. She didn’t restrict herself to needling Attorney General Ashley Moody, who asked the court to block the marijuana amendment from the 2024 ballot. In a separate concurring opinion, Grosshans effectively trolled her fellow justices who tried in vain to shore up Moody’s argument.
From the start, Moody’s case for knocking the marijuana amendment off the ballot were weak. She and the “friend of the court” groups who backed her challenge tried and failed to nitpick the ballot question to death. Among their arguments: Florida voters might not understand that marijuana is still illegal under federal law, or that the state will have to write the rules under which pot can be obtained by Floridians over the age of 21.
Grosshans’ response: Perhaps you might want to invest in a dictionary. (She actually recommends a few.) Voters are perfectly capable of figuring this one out for themselves, she wrote, using the common meaning of words like “allow” and “license.” She swept aside another frankly idiotic argument that the amendment doesn’t meet the single-subject requirement because it talks about the sale and use of pot: “Allowing businesses to distribute personal-use marijuana, and authorizing individuals to possess it, are logically and naturally related,” she wrote. “Legalization of marijuana presumes the product will be available for the consumer.”
She didn’t conclude with “Well, DUH.” But did she really need to?